Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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