dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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