Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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