you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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