but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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