life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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