Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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