used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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