He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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