so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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