Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We are two peas in an std pod
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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