I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm really busy with my period
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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