You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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