It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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