Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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