so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My feet surprised me
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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