Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
How does one acquire holy water?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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