Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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