i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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