I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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