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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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