its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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