Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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