Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize