he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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