Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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