doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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