i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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