I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Shame is for Republicans.
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