I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
