I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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