You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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