I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
