what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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