you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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