Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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