They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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