let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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