he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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