I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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