Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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