Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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