he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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