we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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