think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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