its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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