It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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