i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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