I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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