today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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