But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
