69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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