Dual....:-)
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
