I can tuck mytits in my pants
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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