This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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